Jul 17 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet
Got asked how I’m so good at excel when my degree is in gender studies and I am very proud of the straight face I kept as I answered “How else am I supposed to keep track of all the genders?”
Jul 15 2018 Retweet
did you know the official veterinary term for your cat eating something it shouldn't is "dietary indiscretion" which absolutely sounds like a cat politician trying to downplay its irresponsible past