@imchriskelly
"haha yeah totally" - me to cab drivers
"haha yeah totally" - me to cab drivers
@SaraESpivey
"Can I shit here?" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead.
"Can I shit here?" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead.
@Jude_Josh
Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from "Pulp Fiction" is technically a Disney Princess.
Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from "Pulp Fiction" is technically a Disney Princess.
@prodigalsam
Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys.
Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys.
@AceMakesWords
Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
@IamEnidColeslaw
there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin
there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin