JennyJohnsonHi5
I'm worried about DeNiro's mole.

capricecrane
If you told me 100% of serial killers were "morning people" I'd believe you.

DamienFahey
At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman.

Burgee66
So sick of hearing how sexy guys with accents are. I've had my Hyundai Accent since '04 & not one girl has complimented it yet.

kylie_k_
Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it should have a "who the fuck are you" button

hipstermermaid
I respected people a lot more before Spotify told me what they were listening to.