jmabell Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow? Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
typooper Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT!
So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid.
olivetoes Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated.
Beef_Tongue I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth.

