Jul 17 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet
@DariaButGay
Got asked how I’m so good at excel when my degree is in gender studies and I am very proud of the straight face I kept as I answered “How else am I supposed to keep track of all the genders?”
Jul 15 2018 Retweet
@pancake_puns
did you know the official veterinary term for your cat eating something it shouldn't is "dietary indiscretion" which absolutely sounds like a cat politician trying to downplay its irresponsible past