May 15 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet
@rebeccarmix
being a babyfaced old soul is great because people are constantly confused by your age. am i 18?? am i 24?? am i 35?? am i an 800 year old swamp witch that stays youthful by eating the hearts of men? honestly anything is possible
May 15 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet
@karencheee
if/when I give birth, the announcement email won't say "mother and baby are doing well" but instead say "mother and baby are frazzled as hell, this is an insane thing that just happened, do you understand that???"