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@Six_Pack_Mom
Thoughts and prayers for my daughter, who suffered the devastating loss of the peanut butter being on the “wrong” slice of bread in her P&J sandwich, which has now ruined her entire life.
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@daniellechezzy
You ever pull your cardigan closed across your chest with crossed arms and suddenly feel like a sentimental widow stepping out onto her beachfront porch at night, fondly remembering her past lover?
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@MrDaveGibson
In high school I was placed in the English bottom class where a teacher said to my face I’d NEVER make it as a writer. Today, 25 years later, after uncountable knock-backs from almost every publisher, I’m ecstatic to finally be able to announce that