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@imteddybless
how I imagined my mid-twenties: in a stable relationship, high flying career, weekend sailing trips, neckerchiefs how it really is: i’m in debt and just this week i’ve been in two arguments online about biscuits
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@DanaSchwartzzz
Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your yo