@prodigalsam
Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys.
Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys.
@AceMakesWords
Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
@IamEnidColeslaw
there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin
there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin
@rejectedjokes
Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell "88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"
Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell "88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"
@fart
extreme jesus died on the motocross
extreme jesus died on the motocross
@robdelaney
So this is weird: I bent over to pick up a cashew & a bunch of hot, scented air rushed out of my bottome-hole, making a curious noise.
So this is weird: I bent over to pick up a cashew & a bunch of hot, scented air rushed out of my bottome-hole, making a curious noise.