Beerhaze Currently using my daughter's iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page.

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OverlandParker My iPhone just autocorrected "everyone" to "wartime". I'm not entirely sure what that means but I'm pretty sure we're all going to die.

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Paxochka Just wrote "Rhanks" to someone. Who am I? Scooby Doo?

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gotmyhairdid About Earl, he lied about his size and he didn't last long. Typical male.

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itsderekhuff Saying "Only in New York" is just a way for you to cope with watching a bum pee on another bum that is shitting in the subway.

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MaDom I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo.

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