Becca_Burgess
I might actually be a fan of Black Friday if there was a sale on gasoline.

YourFavWhiteGuy
Waiting 12 hours in line to save $50 on something? Why not just work an 8 hour shift at minimum wage, make more than $50 and save 4 hours?

MIKE_RULZ
Guess where I went at 4am this black Friday? Nowhere. I was asleep. Suck on that, slaves to commercialism.

HotEats
It's pretty racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night.

juliussharpe
Thanksgiving/Black Friday = "I'm so grateful for what I have/I need way more stuff, right now!" At least put a day in between.

StellaRtwot
I'd like to freak people out by telling them that I camped out in front of Best Buy just to return a CD.

TequilaTears
Trying to sell my grandmas orthopedic leg outside of Target has been harder than I thought it would be on black friday

FilthyRichmond
Pushing that old woman onto a baby's stroller to grab the last 17" flat screen TV really got me into the Christmas spirit!