@Ty_Schutz
It's not 'easter', it's 'more east'. So stupid.
It's not 'easter', it's 'more east'. So stupid.
Easter 2012 - Easter is a Christian feast and holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
@Mike_FTW
Jesus only had 12 followers.
Jesus only had 12 followers.
@GaryJanetti
"I look like shit. I've been on an emotional rollercoaster the last three days." - Jesus' gay friend
"I look like shit. I've been on an emotional rollercoaster the last three days." - Jesus' gay friend
@funnyordie
Jesus Christ died for your decorative eggs and delicious chocolate. Happy Easter!
Jesus Christ died for your decorative eggs and delicious chocolate. Happy Easter!
@IamEnidColeslaw
My condolences to the children whose mean, vegan parents are making them hunt for painted rocks today.
My condolences to the children whose mean, vegan parents are making them hunt for painted rocks today.
@AndyRichter
My kids have no holiday spirit! When I woke 'em at 5 waving two rabbit carcasses yelling "HE IS RISEN!", they freakin' cried! WTF?
My kids have no holiday spirit! When I woke 'em at 5 waving two rabbit carcasses yelling "HE IS RISEN!", they freakin' cried! WTF?
@samalmightysam
I bet Jesus got so drunk/high, he passed out & woke up 3 days later with a huge hangover. That's what I'm telling my neighbor's kids anyway.
I bet Jesus got so drunk/high, he passed out & woke up 3 days later with a huge hangover. That's what I'm telling my neighbor's kids anyway.
@GaryJanetti
"No way I'm going in to work today, I'm a mess." - Jesus' gay friend
"No way I'm going in to work today, I'm a mess." - Jesus' gay friend
@scullymike
Easter is trending, just like the Bible said it would.
Easter is trending, just like the Bible said it would.
@RexHuppke
They have some beautiful all-natural Easter treats at Whole Foods if you want your children to think the Easter Bunny's a dick.
They have some beautiful all-natural Easter treats at Whole Foods if you want your children to think the Easter Bunny's a dick.