@ScottChernoff
OK it all makes sense now that I found out the Emmy winners are all chosen via a poll in Parade magazine.

@JoshMalina
Someone should produce an entertaining version of the Emmys.

@RexHuppke
BREAKING: Mitt Romney applauds all of tonight's Emmy winners, except the 47% who thought the government owed them an Emmy

@seanoconnz
My plan to win an Emmy is gain 400 pounds and then sell a reality show about my struggles then win an Emmy. Much better than hard work.

@meganamram
At the Emmys. The Fashion Police are only pulling over black people. #Emmys

@badbanana
Ah, the Emmys. Could there be a more disgusting display of approval-seeking narcissism? Please retweet.

@JensenClan88
Hard to see an Emmy pre-show host ask “What are you wearing?” to Manny from Modern Family without Chris Hansen nearby

@WarrenHolstein
I wonder if Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes will crash the Emmys and then immediately leave.

@StevenAmiri
Not watching anymore of the #RedCarpet because my arm hurts from making the jerk-off motion. #Emmys #ManiCam

@imchriskelly
“Uh oh, that skinny actress looks fat! Aww, that fat actress looks beautiful!” - Red Carpets

@DannyZuker
"Who are you wearing?" is a much more interesting question at the Serial Killer Awards. #Emmys