awryone
Man, it's really hard to get a razor blade into candy corn.
Man, it's really hard to get a razor blade into candy corn.
Halloween - Halloween is a holiday that takes place annually on October 31st where people dress up in costumes and fright is celebrated.
FilthyRichmond
Make those "fun size" candy bars even MORE fun by cutting 'em in half and wrapping 'em in scotch tape!
Make those "fun size" candy bars even MORE fun by cutting 'em in half and wrapping 'em in scotch tape!
ritchied
"Do we have one that combines candy with murder yet?" -Freelance holiday inventor, just before striking it rich.
"Do we have one that combines candy with murder yet?" -Freelance holiday inventor, just before striking it rich.
rodney_at_large
I wore crocs with my Halloween costume and now people can't tell if I'm dressed as a redneck or a virgin.
I wore crocs with my Halloween costume and now people can't tell if I'm dressed as a redneck or a virgin.
robdelaney
Halloween + Monday = UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!!!
Halloween + Monday = UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!!!
shariv67
White suburbanites giving out healthy Halloween treats, I hope your house is pelted with only the finest organic eggs.
White suburbanites giving out healthy Halloween treats, I hope your house is pelted with only the finest organic eggs.
Mothpete
If I was a Jehovah Witness I'd be door knocking on Halloween. At least you'll get M&Ms with your rejection.
If I was a Jehovah Witness I'd be door knocking on Halloween. At least you'll get M&Ms with your rejection.
iNusku
My walk of shame consisted of me taking all the candy wrappers out to the dumpster this morning.
My walk of shame consisted of me taking all the candy wrappers out to the dumpster this morning.
JordyHamrick
Lady GaGa says, "Halloween is just another day for me", dresses up as a pigeonfishbearsandwich.
Lady GaGa says, "Halloween is just another day for me", dresses up as a pigeonfishbearsandwich.
CountRockula
Hope the kids like the homemade meat loaf I'm handing out for Halloween.
Hope the kids like the homemade meat loaf I'm handing out for Halloween.