@funnyordie
The new iPhone 5 is going to revolutionize the way you ignore friends when you hang out.
The new iPhone 5 is going to revolutionize the way you ignore friends when you hang out.
iPhone 5 - Apple is releasing an updated iPhone to much excitement
@UNTRESOR
Just held my iPhone 4s under the water till the bubbles stopped.
Just held my iPhone 4s under the water till the bubbles stopped.
@kelkulus
iPhone 5: Never have so many people been so excited about 4 inches.
iPhone 5: Never have so many people been so excited about 4 inches.
@ryaninco
I was hoping #Apple would replace Siri with Morgan Freeman on the iPhone 5
I was hoping #Apple would replace Siri with Morgan Freeman on the iPhone 5
@TheThomason
"Back in 2012, our economy was so bad people skipped work to wait in line for a $500 phone." "Sounds like bullshit, Dad." "It was, son."
"Back in 2012, our economy was so bad people skipped work to wait in line for a $500 phone." "Sounds like bullshit, Dad." "It was, son."
@YUCKYBOT
If you put an Apple Genius in a headlock they'll fork over the iPhone 8.
If you put an Apple Genius in a headlock they'll fork over the iPhone 8.
@bazecraze
Excited that Apple is basically handing me a bill for 600 dollars today!
Excited that Apple is basically handing me a bill for 600 dollars today!
@MattGoldich
If Mitt Romney ran Apple, today's iPhone 5 announcement would be all about how crappy the Droid is.
If Mitt Romney ran Apple, today's iPhone 5 announcement would be all about how crappy the Droid is.
@pourmecoffee
New iPhone5 will sense your party and make obvious partisan tweets on your behalf.
New iPhone5 will sense your party and make obvious partisan tweets on your behalf.
@misc
New iPhone consumes Android phones for sustenance, theoretically unlimited battery life.
New iPhone consumes Android phones for sustenance, theoretically unlimited battery life.
@madeupstats
Apple have used 24% glass, 45% aluminum and 31% hyperbole in the manufacture of the #iPhone5
Apple have used 24% glass, 45% aluminum and 31% hyperbole in the manufacture of the #iPhone5
@MikeDrucker
If you're excited by the iPhone 5 using a new cord, go outside. There's a beautiful world out there and you're missing it.
If you're excited by the iPhone 5 using a new cord, go outside. There's a beautiful world out there and you're missing it.
@garethemery
The most exciting new feature of the #iPhone5 appears to be the upgrade to the number in its name from 4 to 5.
The most exciting new feature of the #iPhone5 appears to be the upgrade to the number in its name from 4 to 5.
@DamienFahey
The new iPhone will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.
The new iPhone will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.
@DamienFahey
It's nice knowing that even the most idiotic thing you've done today has already been eclipsed by the guy who just bought an iPhone 4S.
It's nice knowing that even the most idiotic thing you've done today has already been eclipsed by the guy who just bought an iPhone 4S.
@DepressedDarth
For the iPhone 5 announcement today, Apple hired R2-D2 to play a Steve Jobs hologram for the audience.
For the iPhone 5 announcement today, Apple hired R2-D2 to play a Steve Jobs hologram for the audience.
@DannyZuker
If this new iPhone isn't the thing that finally makes me happy then I'm out of ideas.
If this new iPhone isn't the thing that finally makes me happy then I'm out of ideas.
@JimGaffigan
I hope the new iPhone comes with phone reception.
I hope the new iPhone comes with phone reception.
@GuyEndoreKaiser
Tomorrow the iPhone 4S becomes obsolete, the 3GS becomes ironic, and the original will be appraised on the Antiques Roadshow.
Tomorrow the iPhone 4S becomes obsolete, the 3GS becomes ironic, and the original will be appraised on the Antiques Roadshow.