@IGotsSmarts
Olympic Fun Fact: Every member of Great Britain's Olympic team is actually named Nigel.

@Cheeseboy22
Just held an entire opening ceremonies, (including a mini torch lighting) for this bag of Cheetos.

@bazecraze
I'm fully expecting a fake country to come in with Sacha Baron-Cohen carrying the flag. #OpeningCeremony

@bazecraze
Hey, if your country's name has "and" in it, split that shit up. #OpeningCeremony

@yoyoha
I think the London Olympic committee would have been better served to just play a video of the Chinese Opening Ceremonies.

@Smethanie
Olympic Opening Ceremony drinking game: Take a shot every time they announce a country you forgot existed.

@briangaar
This episode of Glee sucks #OpeningCeremony

@zachheltzel
You just know Queen Elizabeth wishes she still owned a lot of these countries...

@StevenAmiri
This is a long Old Navy commercial. #OpeningCeremony

@MarylandMudflap
Oh I think I get it. Everything in England is horrifying. #OpeningCeremony

@eliyudin
BREAKING NEWS: All athletes have withdrawn from the Olympic Games, saying it was, quote: "gay as hell"

@the_moonface
The Olympics have started? Is America winning? Or do we have to declare war on some more countries?

@jkottke
So far, the opening ceremony is very much how a 10-year-old would explain the UK to a 7-year-old.

@iShagSheep
Imagine if the queen just said "HAPPY HUNGER GAMES". The stadium is sealed, then she fires a single shot to commence the games.