@sween
Yo momma's so fat I hope she's still able to enjoy the day with what has to be a limited range of motion.
Yo momma's so fat I hope she's still able to enjoy the day with what has to be a limited range of motion.
Mother's Day 2012 - Mother's Day is celebrated in various countries around the world as a way to honor mothers and motherhood.
@michaelianblack
Mother's Day is basically over so I'm back to taking my wife for granted.
Mother's Day is basically over so I'm back to taking my wife for granted.
@EliBraden
My wife is a "stay-at-home Mom" which means she can't join the kids and me at the restaurant for brunch :(
My wife is a "stay-at-home Mom" which means she can't join the kids and me at the restaurant for brunch :(
@mdvaldosta
Going to mom's house to demand grilled cheese and sh*t my pants. Just like old times.
Going to mom's house to demand grilled cheese and sh*t my pants. Just like old times.
@Hadzilla
I got my mom an ouija board so we can talk to her dead mom lol ghost grandma just said " hard nipples" or was it me I'm not tellin' ;)
I got my mom an ouija board so we can talk to her dead mom lol ghost grandma just said " hard nipples" or was it me I'm not tellin' ;)
@ryaninco
Happy Mothers Day to all of you moms and single moms. Also, if any of you women are looking to be a mom; hit me up on the DM.
Happy Mothers Day to all of you moms and single moms. Also, if any of you women are looking to be a mom; hit me up on the DM.
@Hormonella
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MALE SEAHORSES!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MALE SEAHORSES!
@stacetoned
I'm giving my mom the same gift I've given her for the last 32 years; Not pushing her in front of a train.
I'm giving my mom the same gift I've given her for the last 32 years; Not pushing her in front of a train.
@JimGaffigan
To all the mothers: Happy Mother's Day. Don't let it go to your head. You are a working double tomorrow.
To all the mothers: Happy Mother's Day. Don't let it go to your head. You are a working double tomorrow.
@RexHuppke
Hooters is offering moms free wings on Mother's Day in case any of you dads want to suggest something unbelievably stupid.
Hooters is offering moms free wings on Mother's Day in case any of you dads want to suggest something unbelievably stupid.