Jan 3 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @meganamram They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2013 calendars have never been better!
Jan 1 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @badbanana My 2013 resolution is for everyone else to gain 50 pounds.
Jan 1 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @IamEnidColeslaw Now that the holidays are over it's important to get back to hating everyone/everything
Jan 1 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @gracehelbig New Years Resolution: Do something good for my body/mind for 2 days then stop because it's hard. Repeat every 30-60 days.
Jan 1 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @meganamram WHEN DO WE STOP COUNTING BACKWARDS I'M AT LIKE NEGATIVE 42,360
Dec 31 Reply Favorite Retweet @capricecrane Having New Years Eve on a Monday is like taking home the last person left at the bar. Ugly, but you'll hit it anyway.
Dec 31 Reply Favorite Retweet @TheTweetOfGod Tonight the Mayor is dropping the ball in New York while Congress is dropping the ball in Washington.
Dec 31 Reply Favorite Retweet @iAmJuddy "Goddamn right I'm getting drunk tonight." - Me on New Year's Eve, New Years, day after New Years, day after that, day after that, day after
Jan 1 Reply Favorite Retweet @thesulk I was feeling kinda down until I got a no punctuation mass text from an acquaintance that read "happy new year".