@andylevy
“In the end it turns out it was a tax all along!” - M. Night Shyamalan, pitching his new movie, “Obamascare”
“In the end it turns out it was a tax all along!” - M. Night Shyamalan, pitching his new movie, “Obamascare”
Obamacare - On June 28, 2012 the United States Supreme Court ruled the majority of Barack Obama's Affordable Care Act constitutional
@bazecraze
Why is the government forcing me to buy something I don't need?? -sent from my iPhone
Why is the government forcing me to buy something I don't need?? -sent from my iPhone
@funnyordie
"Obama care." -The Hulk giving an impassioned speech at an Obama fundraising dinner he hosted
"Obama care." -The Hulk giving an impassioned speech at an Obama fundraising dinner he hosted
@CoatCzech
Gina from Facebook is fed up with Obama, you guys. She says, "Good riddens" and I think she means it!
Gina from Facebook is fed up with Obama, you guys. She says, "Good riddens" and I think she means it!
@JennyJohnsonHi5
I'm sad I'll never get the chance to experience Herman "Caincare". I bet there'd have been free penicillin shots and sexy pizza parties.
I'm sad I'll never get the chance to experience Herman "Caincare". I bet there'd have been free penicillin shots and sexy pizza parties.
@MikeDrucker
If you're willing to have your taxes hurt foreign people, you should be willing to have your taxes help your fellow citizens.
If you're willing to have your taxes hurt foreign people, you should be willing to have your taxes help your fellow citizens.
@SlappNuttz
“Everybody will have friends with benefits!” - Supreme Court
“Everybody will have friends with benefits!” - Supreme Court
@FilthyRichmond
Republicans aren't angry at you, Constitution. Just disappointed.
Republicans aren't angry at you, Constitution. Just disappointed.
@RobDenBleyker
Sad day for America. The Supreme Court has passed universal healthcare and taken away your human right to die broken and poor.
Sad day for America. The Supreme Court has passed universal healthcare and taken away your human right to die broken and poor.
@drewtoothpaste
BREAKING: Supreme Court begrudgingly agrees poor people are "kinda people too" in a 5-4 decision. Poor white people outraged.
BREAKING: Supreme Court begrudgingly agrees poor people are "kinda people too" in a 5-4 decision. Poor white people outraged.
@Arr
A Bush justice upheld a conservative health care law championed by the Republican candidate? #WAR! FULLY NOT RIDICULOUS TO CALL THIS TREASON
A Bush justice upheld a conservative health care law championed by the Republican candidate? #WAR! FULLY NOT RIDICULOUS TO CALL THIS TREASON
@virgiltexas
IF OBAMA GETS REELECTED I SWEAR I'M MOVING TO *checks list of countries more libertarian than the US* TRANS-SOMALIAN DISPUTED ZONE #TEAPARTY
IF OBAMA GETS REELECTED I SWEAR I'M MOVING TO *checks list of countries more libertarian than the US* TRANS-SOMALIAN DISPUTED ZONE #TEAPARTY
@BorowitzReport
Obama: "I would like to thank the Supreme Court for upholding this law, and Mitt Romney, for coming up with it."
Obama: "I would like to thank the Supreme Court for upholding this law, and Mitt Romney, for coming up with it."
@JoeMande
So many idiots are furious to have access to health care right now.
So many idiots are furious to have access to health care right now.
@robdelaney
If you’re in DC or Chicago, watch out for overladen B-52s delivering cash to Obama’s campaign headquarters from insurance companies.
If you’re in DC or Chicago, watch out for overladen B-52s delivering cash to Obama’s campaign headquarters from insurance companies.
@birbigs
This healthcare decision is out of hand. Someone just gave me a prostate exam in the street. Is that guy a doctor?!
This healthcare decision is out of hand. Someone just gave me a prostate exam in the street. Is that guy a doctor?!
@BorowitzReport
Boehner: "This is a dark day for America. If we are forced to have healthcare, it's only a matter of time before we have education."
Boehner: "This is a dark day for America. If we are forced to have healthcare, it's only a matter of time before we have education."
@robdelaney
I’ll miss my mom (she was death paneled 20 minutes ago) but otherwise today is a great day!
I’ll miss my mom (she was death paneled 20 minutes ago) but otherwise today is a great day!
@DannyZuker
Are the death panels open yet because I just saw Donald Trump sneeze. #SCOTUS
Are the death panels open yet because I just saw Donald Trump sneeze. #SCOTUS
@hipstermermaid
The Supreme Court just ruled that my grandparents have something to complain about at every family event until they die.
The Supreme Court just ruled that my grandparents have something to complain about at every family event until they die.
@FilthyRichmond
Todd Palin breaks out the ol' noise cancelling headphones.
Todd Palin breaks out the ol' noise cancelling headphones.
@sween
Meanwhile in Canada, the Vampire Lords of Socialized Medicine cackle in their ice fortresses as beaver butlers cower at their feet.
Meanwhile in Canada, the Vampire Lords of Socialized Medicine cackle in their ice fortresses as beaver butlers cower at their feet.