@kristaflentje
Wonder who is harder to find...Waldo or the father of Snookies child?

@badbanana
Weird to think we're just fifteen years away from Snooki being a grandmother.

@the_moonface
I somehow doubt gay marriage is destroying the family when something called a Snooki is allowed to reproduce.

@MrEberhard
In today's news, Snooki from Jersey Shore is pregnant. In related news, number of people who support abortion hits all time high.

@FilthyRichmond
Snooki had a pregnancy scare last year but it was just a stray Cheeto lodged in her uterus.

@JordyHamrick
With Snooki pregnant, the father could be Jionni, Vinny, any other Italian, a Honda Civic, jar of mayonnaise, toothpaste, toohbrush, teeth.

@FilthyRichmond
Captain Morgan announces early release of their new prenatal rum.

@Mike_Wrong
Wait a minute. I didn't think construction barriers could get pregnant.

@EliBraden
Will Snooki's baby pretend to be Italian too?

@EliBraden
Snooki's egg was fertilized by a drop of Axe Body Spray

@anthonyjeselnik
Snookie is pregnant? This calls for a fist pump, within the first trimester.

@FilthyRichmond
In the tradition of Blue Ivy, the child has been tentatively named Orange Skeezy.