Fun Tweets / Tweets about Super Bowl XLVI

@thesulk
"--uper Bowl--" "--iants celebra--" "--isappointment in New Eng--" "--elker dropped--" (Me angrily flipping channels today)

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@kurthanson
Dear third world country, a batch of "Patriots Super Bowl XLVI Champions" gear is headed your way! #dontbelieveit

Submitted by @kurthanson

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@joeveix
And now the Giants will spend the rest of the night being faithful to their wives.

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@BorowitzReport
GoDaddy ads are aimed at men who have never had sex even once. #SuperBowl

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@TheFakeESPN
Tom Brady will suffer the experience of crying into Giselle's naked body.

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@IamEnidColeslaw
Quick reminder: In the grand scheme of things, none of this matters and we're all going to die one day!!

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@EliBraden
If I was Brady I'd send Gisele into the reviewing booth for some 'convincing'

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@StephenBCramer
I'm really proud that none of our Australian friends has been a spolier and told us who won the Super Bowl yesterday.

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@thesulk
Dear Coca Cola, we're aware of you. Spend money on other stuff.

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@RykWeston
Tweeting during the Super Bowl is the new farting in a hurricane.

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@AmberTozer
Football would be more interesting if one team turned into sausage links and the other team was like WTF and then hungry coyotes showed up.

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@jasonmustian
I like the idea of choosing the type of car I buy based on how sorry I feel for the city that makes them.

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@funnyordie
Madonna's halftime show was presented by a bag of psychedelic mushrooms. #superbowl #worldpeace

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@trevso_electric
Maybe the Amish are on to something with their whole "never having to see Madonna and LMFAO ever" philosophy.

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@DrunkSocialite
Ceelo is at the Halftime Show, looking like a reject from Kung Foo Panda

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@MmmBacon_
People can bag on Madonna all they want, but she looks damn good for a dinosaur

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@funnyguy
Hey Lady Gaga's mom is performing right now. #superbowl

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@nerdamage
I'm impressed that the halftime show is gay friendly.

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@ronradu
Everyone's watching the Frasier marathon on TBS right now, right?

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@sethmeyers
A Beckham underpants ad in the Super Bowl is the best indicator yet that soccer is here to stay in America.

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@hipstermermaid
So many people tuning in to watch some old pigskin, but enough about Madonna.

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@sucittaM
godaddy.com: the only place on the internet for naked women.

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@EliBraden
3-year-old son just asked if I was watching the 'Superball'. Idiot.

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@thesulk
My future wife should take note of how quickly I've turned on my favorite team.

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@robdelaney
If you tweet about ANYTHING other than the Superbowl for the next 3 hrs you are literally worse than Osama bin Laden.

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@confusedlush
Showed up for what I thought was a Super Blow party and now I've wasted half a bottle of Viagra making this punch.

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@thesulk
Hyundai just spent millions of dollars to get an "eh" out of me.

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@JennyJohnsonHi5
I have it on good authority that Madonna is gonna "accidentally" flash her dong during the Super Bowl halftime show.

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@WilliamAder
If Team Jacob doesn't win the Superbowl then I don't know what I'm talking about.

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@EliBraden
Please DM me if you wanna help rob Madonna's house during halftime

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@Nickadoo
Interestingly, "throwing around the old pig skin" is also a euphemism for having sex with Madonna.

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@robdelaney
Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling & outfits! Beer! You guys bad! We good! Sports yelling! Colors! #sports

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@senorwinces
I'm going to maximize my enjoyment of Madonna's halftime show by turning the sound and picture off on my tv.

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@Beerhaze
Madonna is now in that part of her career where she can only surprise people at the Super Bowl by giving birth to an antelope on stage.

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@LaurenGreenberg
All my guy friends are gay, so I think that's why I wasn't invited to any Super Bowl parties--only Madonna half-time show parties.

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@jasonmustian
Shit. Just realized the team I bet on to win the Super Bowl isn't even playing and is a racehorse named Hickory Picnic.

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@seriouslyemily
I'd rather watch a gif of Kelly Clarkson's arm pump from the Toyota commercial than any part of the Super Bowl half time show.

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@DamienFahey
You dudes gettin' your boners ready for the Go Daddy SuperBowl commercials or what?!?