Fun Tweets / Tweets about Super Bowl XLVI

thesulk
"--uper Bowl--" "--iants celebra--" "--isappointment in New Eng--" "--elker dropped--" (Me angrily flipping channels today)

Feb 6 Favorite Retweet

kurthanson
Dear third world country, a batch of "Patriots Super Bowl XLVI Champions" gear is headed your way! #dontbelieveit

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

joeveix
And now the Giants will spend the rest of the night being faithful to their wives.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

BorowitzReport
GoDaddy ads are aimed at men who have never had sex even once. #SuperBowl

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

TheFakeESPN
Tom Brady will suffer the experience of crying into Giselle's naked body.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

IamEnidColeslaw
Quick reminder: In the grand scheme of things, none of this matters and we're all going to die one day!!

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

EliBraden
If I was Brady I'd send Gisele into the reviewing booth for some 'convincing'

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

StephenBCramer
I'm really proud that none of our Australian friends has been a spolier and told us who won the Super Bowl yesterday.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

thesulk
Dear Coca Cola, we're aware of you. Spend money on other stuff.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

RykWestonArt
Tweeting during the Super Bowl is the new farting in a hurricane.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

AmberTozer
Football would be more interesting if one team turned into sausage links and the other team was like WTF and then hungry coyotes showed up.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

jasonmustian
I like the idea of choosing the type of car I buy based on how sorry I feel for the city that makes them.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

funnyordie
Madonna's halftime show was presented by a bag of psychedelic mushrooms. #superbowl #worldpeace

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

trevso_electric
Maybe the Amish are on to something with their whole "never having to see Madonna and LMFAO ever" philosophy.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

DrunkSocialite
Ceelo is at the Halftime Show, looking like a reject from Kung Foo Panda

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

MmmBacon_
People can bag on Madonna all they want, but she looks damn good for a dinosaur

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

funnyguy
Hey Lady Gaga's mom is performing right now. #superbowl

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

nerdamage
I'm impressed that the halftime show is gay friendly.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

ronradu
Everyone's watching the Frasier marathon on TBS right now, right?

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

sethmeyers21
A Beckham underpants ad in the Super Bowl is the best indicator yet that soccer is here to stay in America.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

hipstermermaid
So many people tuning in to watch some old pigskin, but enough about Madonna.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

sucittaM
godaddy.com: the only place on the internet for naked women.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

EliBraden
3-year-old son just asked if I was watching the 'Superball'. Idiot.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

thesulk
My future wife should take note of how quickly I've turned on my favorite team.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

robdelaney
If you tweet about ANYTHING other than the Superbowl for the next 3 hrs you are literally worse than Osama bin Laden.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

ConfusedLush
Showed up for what I thought was a Super Blow party and now I've wasted half a bottle of Viagra making this punch.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

thesulk
Hyundai just spent millions of dollars to get an "eh" out of me.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

JennyJohnsonHi5
I have it on good authority that Madonna is gonna "accidentally" flash her dong during the Super Bowl halftime show.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

WilliamAder
If Team Jacob doesn't win the Superbowl then I don't know what I'm talking about.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

EliBraden
Please DM me if you wanna help rob Madonna's house during halftime

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

NickadooLA
Interestingly, "throwing around the old pig skin" is also a euphemism for having sex with Madonna.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

robdelaney
Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling & outfits! Beer! You guys bad! We good! Sports yelling! Colors! #sports

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

senorwinces
I'm going to maximize my enjoyment of Madonna's halftime show by turning the sound and picture off on my tv.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

Beerhaze
Madonna is now in that part of her career where she can only surprise people at the Super Bowl by giving birth to an antelope on stage.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

LaurenGreenberg
All my guy friends are gay, so I think that's why I wasn't invited to any Super Bowl parties--only Madonna half-time show parties.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

jasonmustian
Shit. Just realized the team I bet on to win the Super Bowl isn't even playing and is a racehorse named Hickory Picnic.

Feb 5 Favorite Retweet

seriouslyemily
I'd rather watch a gif of Kelly Clarkson's arm pump from the Toyota commercial than any part of the Super Bowl half time show.

Jan 31 Favorite Retweet

DamienFahey
You dudes gettin' your boners ready for the Go Daddy SuperBowl commercials or what?!?