@FSUSteve
If my mom says she loves dark meat one more time I'm leaving.
If my mom says she loves dark meat one more time I'm leaving.
Thanksgiving 2011 - Thanksgiving is a holiday with its roots in the Pilgrims' interactions with the Native Americans over 400 years ago.
@designersays
If Thanksgiving is the day when Americans get together and overeat, what do they call the other 364 days of the year?
If Thanksgiving is the day when Americans get together and overeat, what do they call the other 364 days of the year?
@sucittaM
How can you tell if a store-bought turkey is male or female? I'd just like to know exactly how gay what I'm doing to it is.
How can you tell if a store-bought turkey is male or female? I'd just like to know exactly how gay what I'm doing to it is.
@nealbrennan
I bet wrongly convicted death row inmates don't think it's cute at all when the President pardons turkeys.
I bet wrongly convicted death row inmates don't think it's cute at all when the President pardons turkeys.
@Paxochka
If you're unsure of what you'll need to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, look inside a shopping cart this Thanksgiving and take notes.
If you're unsure of what you'll need to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, look inside a shopping cart this Thanksgiving and take notes.
@LIFECOACHERS
Ensure an entertaining Turkey Day by criticizing everyone's politics then declaring yourself a polysexual atheist over the cranberry relish.
Ensure an entertaining Turkey Day by criticizing everyone's politics then declaring yourself a polysexual atheist over the cranberry relish.
@EvanKaufman
My uncle won't be at my Thanksgiving this year, so I have to prep a conservative, racist drunken speech to fill the void.
My uncle won't be at my Thanksgiving this year, so I have to prep a conservative, racist drunken speech to fill the void.
@jasonmustian
Thanksgiving dinner conversation is what I imagine when I imagine YouTube comments coming to life.
Thanksgiving dinner conversation is what I imagine when I imagine YouTube comments coming to life.
@toddmarrone
I'm happy to lend a hand with the Thanksgiving turkey. Do you want to trace my right or my left?
I'm happy to lend a hand with the Thanksgiving turkey. Do you want to trace my right or my left?