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One crazy fantasy I have is having any energy to do things after work.
One crazy fantasy I have is having any energy to do things after work.
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Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE.
Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE.
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This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I’ve ever worn.
This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I’ve ever worn.
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As of today, I’ve been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I’m being smothered.
As of today, I’ve been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I’m being smothered.
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I'd write a book on parenting but it'd probably just end up being full of cocktail recipes.
I'd write a book on parenting but it'd probably just end up being full of cocktail recipes.
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If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"
If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"