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Just got back from the Dollar Store. I bought two cars and a trip to Paris for three bucks.
Just got back from the Dollar Store. I bought two cars and a trip to Paris for three bucks.
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If I was moments away from my death I would ask someone for a 5-hour Energy drink.
If I was moments away from my death I would ask someone for a 5-hour Energy drink.
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My ex-girlfriend once said “It’s either me or Twitter.” I wonder how she’s doing.
My ex-girlfriend once said “It’s either me or Twitter.” I wonder how she’s doing.
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God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger.
God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger.
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If vaginas could only talk! Oh what a story men would still not listen to.
If vaginas could only talk! Oh what a story men would still not listen to.
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“You're on your own, kid.” - A Republican village.
“You're on your own, kid.” - A Republican village.