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Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares.
Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares.
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If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first.
If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first.
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I keep my head held high because I know there's a beautiful deaf, mute & blind woman out there that's going to find me irresistible one day.
I keep my head held high because I know there's a beautiful deaf, mute & blind woman out there that's going to find me irresistible one day.
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Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn't spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors.
Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn't spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors.
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Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I'll be spending the day praying for it like she asked.
Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I'll be spending the day praying for it like she asked.
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I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world
I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world