@BawseLady
If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour.

@BawseLady
I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches. It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me.

@BawseLady
Irony= someone tweeting about how broke they are and at the bottom of their post it says: 8 minutes ago via iPad 2 -__-

@BawseLady
Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen. It'll pretty much continue like this until u die.

@BawseLady
Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__.

@BawseLady
Sometimes I feel like if it weren't for the free coffee and internet, I'd never go to work.