Beef_Tongue I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth.
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Beef_Tongue My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it.
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Beef_Tongue If I could be Brad Pitt for a day, I'd dress Angelina in a Santa Suit and beg her to violate herself with a Hickory Farms Summer Sausage.
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