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Beef_Tongue I just signed a deal with my liquor store that when I die I'll be stuffed in the Capt. Morgan pose and displayed inside their store.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Dec 17 2010

Beef_Tongue I just flushed a stink bug down the toilet along with the dump. Who's the stink bug now, Bitch?

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Oct 24 2010

Beef_Tongue My home phone rang. Weird.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Oct 17 2010

Beef_Tongue I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Oct 4 2010

Beef_Tongue I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Jul 31 2010

Beef_Tongue My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Dec 21 2009

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