@Bill_Nye_tho
if your significant other bad at math they not the one. don't settle for someone who can't speak the language of the universe

@Bill_Nye_tho
"Eat the booty like groceries" -Albert Einstein

@Bill_Nye_Tho
Rudolph’s red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke.

@Bill_Nye_Tho
"woofwoof, woof" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on politics lol you gotta look at both sides tho fam

@Bill_Nye_Tho
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice what's up girl my name is bill

@Bill_Nye_Tho
u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert