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A woman in front of me is taking forever to decide on her coffee order. Might unleash the raw fury of my passive aggressive deep sigh but there are children watching

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Neck rubs were invented in 1832 by Pierre "sugar fingers" Masseur while trying to choke his wife to death.

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A Sasquatch is like a regular quatch that snaps it fingers and says stuff like "OH NO YOU DIT INT!"

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911: Sir, I understand you think it did it against your will and was aggressive but we can't arrest an auto flush toilet. Me: I WASNT READY