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Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with.
Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with.
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My dad said the key to a good marriage is "never go to bed mad." Then he said "In fact, never go to bed at all!" and handed me a bag of meth
My dad said the key to a good marriage is "never go to bed mad." Then he said "In fact, never go to bed at all!" and handed me a bag of meth
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Catch 22: I bought a protein shake but am not strong enough to twist the cap off.
Catch 22: I bought a protein shake but am not strong enough to twist the cap off.
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Thank you Lord for this delicious meal we are about to Instagram.
Thank you Lord for this delicious meal we are about to Instagram.
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New Pope Walks Out In Jeans And Cardigan, Tells Everyone To Call Him 'Brad' #coolpope
New Pope Walks Out In Jeans And Cardigan, Tells Everyone To Call Him 'Brad' #coolpope
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There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a "happy ending" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you.
There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a "happy ending" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you.