Dec 22 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet @Cpin42 Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
Jan 14 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet @Cpin42 When I was 8, I asked my dad why Charlie Brown was bald and he said “chemotherapy.” I looked at my mom and she said “Charlie Brown has cancer.” Then they both started laughing
Oct 28 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @Cpin42 I just called my boss and told him I have explosive diarrhea. It’s my day off, but I like to keep him informed.