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"Happy Fathers' Day!" - Seahorses
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Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp.
Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp.
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Wife was talking for a while so I pulled out my iPod & played her off award show style. This did not go over as well as I hoped.
Wife was talking for a while so I pulled out my iPod & played her off award show style. This did not go over as well as I hoped.
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Nothing is worse than the horror of war but a close second is when one actor describes another actor's performance as "courageous." #Oscars
Nothing is worse than the horror of war but a close second is when one actor describes another actor's performance as "courageous." #Oscars
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Whenever I hear an uninteresting 80 year old woman tell an uninteresting story I think, "Wow, you must have been really hot."
Whenever I hear an uninteresting 80 year old woman tell an uninteresting story I think, "Wow, you must have been really hot."
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Can't wait for "Watch Where You're Going, Dummies" Ricky Gervais' new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street.
Can't wait for "Watch Where You're Going, Dummies" Ricky Gervais' new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street.