@DearAnyone
A good coffee table book would be photos of U.S. Presidents' orgasm faces.

@DearAnyone
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

@DearAnyone
I don't like public bathrooms because people look at me weird when I fully submerge my penis in urinal water to pee.

@DearAnyone
I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it.

@DearAnyone
"Try to score a goal. Don't use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches

@DearAnyone
I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.