@EliTerry
Negative Million Dollar Idea: devote a large portion of your 20s and 30s in pursuit of vague creative oriented career ambitions.

@EliTerry
"looks like a burrito fell out his pocket, hes crawling up to get it and crying. thats gonna cost points" - commentators on my snowboard run

@EliTerry
HURRICANE DRINKING GAME: row a dinghy out into the angry sea, drink whiskey in the face of nature's fury, and die as Hemingway intended.

@EliTerry
After a long day of having my laptop fry my genitals, it feels good to lie in a dark room and have my phone screen fry my eyeballs.

@EliTerry
Ok lets have some fun. Mr. Prez make kissy face to ur right. Romney kissy face to ur left. Now lets go to the split screen. Ha ur kissing!

@EliTerry
There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!