Mar 30 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet @Elizasoul80 I've replaced the G in Good Friday with an F and this is my religion now.
Jul 4 2017 Reply Favorite Retweet @Elizasoul80 My son just asked me what it's like to be an adult. I told him "I don't know." He seems slightly frightened, so now he knows.
Mar 18 2017 Reply Favorite Retweet @Elizasoul80 "Pardon me as I slip into something more comfortable." [I just get in bed and go to sleep]
Aug 11 2016 Reply Favorite Retweet @Elizasoul80 Do people who criticize the presidents daughter for smoking pot forget that the last Republican vice president shot his friend in the face.