@GaryJBusey
And now, a poem. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Violet is a shade of purple, so you're a lying whore.

@GaryJBusey
Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think "Maybe I did that with my mind"?

@GaryJBusey
I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband.

@GaryJBusey
If you google "MySpace" your computer will ask "Are you fucking serious right now?"

@GaryJBusey
Just heard Kim Kardashian's new song. All I'm going to say is that, for as many black dudes as she bangs, I expected more.

@GaryJBusey
After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume.