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There is only one house song. It's 38,000 minutes long.
There is only one house song. It's 38,000 minutes long.
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If Einstein were alive, he would listen to 10 minutes of scientific breakthroughs before asking you to describe free online porn again.
If Einstein were alive, he would listen to 10 minutes of scientific breakthroughs before asking you to describe free online porn again.
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Asked my housekeeper what she wanted for Cinco de Mayo, and she said her freedom. Ha! Great one, Guadalupe!
Asked my housekeeper what she wanted for Cinco de Mayo, and she said her freedom. Ha! Great one, Guadalupe!
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When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry.
When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry.
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The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me.
The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me.
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"Did you know Jesus was a carpenter?" -every carpenter, 100 times a day.
"Did you know Jesus was a carpenter?" -every carpenter, 100 times a day.