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They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*

@Hadzilla
I have never turned down an offer to smell something

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*camera pans to manti te'o trying to drink the giant cardboard coke*

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*Lance begins to cry. Oprah leans in* I think what you need Lance is a....performance enhancing hug

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Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse

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Honey I Shrunk The Kids And Then I Shrunk The Lawnmower And They Are Riding It Around My Head And Giving Me A Haircut It Is Awesome