Feb 26 2017 Reply Favorite Retweet @Hormonella What moron called them Marriage Vows and not Terms of Service?
Dec 3 Reply Favorite Retweet @Hormonella Accidentally heard that Mariah Carey Christmas song on the radio and am now using an electric beater as a Q-Tip. Part of a collection
Aug 16 Reply Favorite Retweet @Hormonella Multiple bathrooms are the glue that hold marriages together.
Aug 14 Reply Favorite Retweet @Hormonella If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right.