May 23 2011 Retweet @IAmAntilia Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning.
Dec 16 2010 Retweet @IAmAntilia Gay used to mean happy, then it meant homosexual, then it meant kind of lame, now it's just gay.
Oct 29 2010 Retweet @IAmAntilia "Because Fuck you, that's why!" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question.
Sep 18 2010 Retweet @IAmAntilia I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying "87 years" wasn't nearly hip enough.