@IamEnidColeslaw
there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin

@IamEnidColeslaw
my gang colors are taupe and beige

@IamEnidColeslaw
mess with me and I will staright-up yank the drawstring out of your hoodie

@IamEnidColeslaw
drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?

@IamEnidColeslaw
just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway

@IamEnidColeslaw
Hooters finally hired me but I have to wear a smock to cover up my weird nipples