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IamEnidColeslaw
Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to "Take them to the Bee Room!"
IamEnidColeslaw
Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, "Like you mean it."
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IamEnidColeslaw
Quick reminder: In the grand scheme of things, none of this matters and we're all going to die one day!!
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