@JasonBiggs
FUN FACT: The very first Russian national anthem was just the sounds of empty vodka bottles crushing the skulls of Siberian Huskies. #sochi

@JasonBiggs
Hey Hollywood, time to start using a new fake phone number. This 555 bullshit takes me out of the moment every time.

@JasonBiggs
I hope the Tiger from Life of Pi is at the after-parties, and drunk, and starts talking w Hathaway, and then just, like, mauls her. #Oscars