Jim_Hamilton
Shark Week is just a holiday invented by the underwater camera industry.
Shark Week is just a holiday invented by the underwater camera industry.
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Jim_Hamilton
I always heard that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. But now you're telling me that babies don't like it?
I always heard that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. But now you're telling me that babies don't like it?
Jim_Hamilton
"Shake what your mama gave ya." "You want me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"
"Shake what your mama gave ya." "You want me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"
Jim_Hamilton
"It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?" "I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."
"It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?" "I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."
Jim_Hamilton
Yeah, that's it. I was an hour late for work because I forgot to adjust my clocks. That is also why I smell like liquor.
Yeah, that's it. I was an hour late for work because I forgot to adjust my clocks. That is also why I smell like liquor.
Jim_Hamilton
I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in.
I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in.