@Jose_Andino13
They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one.
They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one.
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1 in 5 Americans with a Twitter account complain about his/her damn stupid job every fucking Monday.
1 in 5 Americans with a Twitter account complain about his/her damn stupid job every fucking Monday.
@Jose_Andino13
Sometimes I just get tired of my new neighbors that I just want to strap a dildo on my head and anally rape them like a unicorn.
Sometimes I just get tired of my new neighbors that I just want to strap a dildo on my head and anally rape them like a unicorn.
@Jose_Andino13
This is by far the most pointless Tweet ever.
This is by far the most pointless Tweet ever.
@Jose_Andino13
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
@Jose_Andino13
I have a life besides Twitter. Like this one time that I take a walk into the woods but then realize there was no wifi & I began to panic.
I have a life besides Twitter. Like this one time that I take a walk into the woods but then realize there was no wifi & I began to panic.