Tweets by @KARIMI added on Fun Tweets.


Jun 10 2011 Retweet
@KARIMI
At my daughter's dance recital. Wait. I don't have any kids. I'm leaving. These girls suck at ballet.
Apr 23 2011 Retweet
@KARIMI
I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the "Congratulations you have won an iPhone" voice ever scare the shit out of me again.
Apr 22 2011 Retweet
@KARIMI
For all the effort I put into faking it, I should really just start writing down the confirmation number at the end of a phone call.
Feb 21 2011 Retweet
@KARIMI
There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters.