@KKAlThani
A girl at the restaurant was about to eat her food before I stood up & yelled "STOP. THIS IS NOT THE THIRD WORLD LADY. INSTAGRAM IT FIRST"

@KKAlThani
"Good evening, I will be your waiter for tonight. What would you like to Instagram?" - how waiters should greet people

@KKAlThani
Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel.

@KKAlThani
The best way to eat a salad is to order a pizza instead.

@KKAlThani
Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food.

@KKAlThani
Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull.