@KarimTheos
New Year's Eve: Pick-pockets call it Christmas and clean up crews call it "FUCK YOU! THERE WERE GARBAGE CANS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE!"

@KarimTheos
Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer.

@KarimTheos
Dropping your keys standing over a grate and them not going through is God reminding you that he could fucking kill you if he felt like it.