@Leemanish
Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim

@Leemanish
I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats

@Leemanish
Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership.

@Leemanish
Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude

@Leemanish
Wait, so you're saying these booklets are FREE? THESE booklets? Filled with HUNDREDS of real estate listings? OK, WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE?

@Leemanish
"You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"