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MaDom All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception.

MaDom I jumped on the wrong subway this morning and ended up in the outskirts of Narnia. Just fought off a horde of crack fauns.

MaDom I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo.

MaDom I've got a banana in my drawer that I took from the office fruit basket. In 3 weeks my co-workers will pay me to throw it away. Easy money.