@Mark_aglra
Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

@Mark_aglra
No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.

@Mark_aglra
Excuse me, miss, you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.

@Mark_aglra
My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.

@Mark_aglra
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

@Mark_aglra
I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays.