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A hundred years ago instead of reading this you would’ve been lying in a feather bed hoping no one discovers the hillside where you pick wild strawberries

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that when you’re looking at your phone next to someone who’s sleeping, you will inadvertently click on a video

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When you put together an ikea cabinet perfectly on the first try, you can open the door and step across a clear mountain stream into a field of lingonberries

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Texting is fine, but I'd rather communicate the old-fashioned way (placing my hands on a portrait of my ancestors during a lightning storm)

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This milk is so far past its expiration date that I'm only going to have a small slice.