@MicheleG_Tweets
I wanted to make up a poem about the night we fell in love, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with inebriated.

@MicheleG_Tweets
Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!

@MicheleG_Tweets
Don’t you hate when the whole movie theater’s empty, but someone sits right next to you? I know you do, that’s why I do it.

@MicheleG_Tweets
If it requires pants or a bra ... it aint happening.

@MicheleG_Tweets
I used to follow my dreams, but they all got restraining orders.

@MicheleG_Tweets
Love is a decision. I have decided not to smother my husband with his pillow. Our love will live another day.