@Mike_FTW
The weird little thing in the middle of Mitt’s flag pin is a tiny Cayman Island flag pinned to the American flag pin.

@Mike_FTW
Looking forward to @MittRomney on Geocities tonight.

@Mike_FTW
Jesus only had 12 followers.

@Mike_FTW
Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom.

@Mike_FTW
So the iPhone 4S has everything you expected, a few things more, and you're annoyed it's not an iPhone 5? I hate sharing a planet with you.

@Mike_FTW
"All shall be called unto God who are not liars, cheats, drunkards, godless or philanderers." So I guess I'll see you guys on Monday.