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MistookMistake Of course I can tweet, talk on the phone, eat a hamburger, and apply my lipstick. I'm only driving, you know.

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MistookMistake I would like you to all meet my personal chef! I call him, "Microwave."

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MistookMistake I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation.

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MistookMistake Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her "Mom."

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MistookMistake My neverending quest in life is to evenutally find the stupid lid to this damn Tupperware bowl.

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MistookMistake When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg “just wants to be friends.”

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