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MistookMistake
Of course I can tweet, talk on the phone, eat a hamburger, and apply my lipstick. I'm only driving, you know.
MistookMistake
I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation.
MistookMistake
Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her "Mom."
MistookMistake
My neverending quest in life is to evenutally find the stupid lid to this damn Tupperware bowl.
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