@Molly_Kats
I'm doing my own taxes so I'll probably be in jail this time next year.

@Molly_Kats
Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why.

@Molly_Kats
Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO

@Molly_Kats
I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?

@Molly_Kats
I probably wouldn't even use the gym if I were in prison.

@Molly_Kats
Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!