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Jan 8 2010 Retweet
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My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet.
Jan 8 2010 Retweet
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Stepped into a spot this morning, where my dog had an accident. Unfortunately for her, taxidermy comes before training in the phone book
Jan 7 2010 Retweet
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Saw a personalized license plate that read "DADSROD". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.
Jan 5 2010 Retweet
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With a face like that, I think it's a safe to say, life's been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time.
Jan 2 2010 Retweet
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2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted.